Starfucker /// Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second (by Starfuckerssss)

And here is that Target song.

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Starfucker- Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

Target has chosen this for the music to the looped video that plays on all the televisions in the electronics department.

Which made me laugh when I heard it in the store yesterday.

“Hi, could you point me to the album this contains this song that’s playing?

This is it?

This one right here?

One over?

Oh this? Starfucker?

I’ve never heard of Starfucker.

Do you have any other Starfucker albums?

Why are those parents looking at me like that?

Why is that little girl crying?

Did she want this last Starfucker CD?

I just— Everyone quiet, the STARFUCKER song is starting again!”