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The Best Louis CK Stand Up EVER! - The Digg Reel (by DiggReel)

I was just going to write it down, but his phrasing is just on point. 

“I like sandwiches, but I hate sandwiches in New York delis. There’s too much meat on the sandwiches. It’s like a cow with a cracker on either side.” - Mitch Hedberg  

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Louis CK : Getting fat (by dirkgently1)