Drunk Ron Swanson

Just finished watching last week’s episode of Parks and Recreation and thought, “Ron Swanson was definitely lacking in this one”. Then I was introduced to this lovely site. You can thank Celby

Ron Swanson meets Rorschach from Watchmen. 
If you’re not a big fan of the Watchmen, you can still go to Ron Sworschach and giggle at all of the panels with Ron Swanson blurbs. 

Ron Swanson meets Rorschach from Watchmen. 

If you’re not a big fan of the Watchmen, you can still go to Ron Sworschach and giggle at all of the panels with Ron Swanson blurbs. 

(Source: smoothoutthesea)

As the character of Ron Swanson has become more detailed and defined, fans of the show have made something of a parlor game out of guessing how much of Offerman’s own personality has seeped into the character — for example, both Mr. Offerman and Mr. Swanson are skilled woodworkers. “It’s interesting, for some reason the fans really want me to be, exactly, Ron Swanson,” he says. “But Ron is a fictional character who has certain superhuman abilities, especially when it comes to consuming meat and alcohol. Unfortunately, I live in the realm of biology and I can accumulate cholesterol, so I have to be a little more diet-conscious than Ron. I think I’m just generally a lot more girly than Ron Swanson. I mince about and giggle, I think, a lot more than Ron does… [the role] really plays on a certain aspect of my personality, but I have a lot of other facets. I could play a drag queen in a film, Ron never could. So I guess I’m a much more complex person than Ron.

Nick Offerman & Megan Mullally are House Proud (by megansmadams)

Nick Offerman likes his wood… cheap joke. Ha. 

theinsanerobin:

Ron Swanson by the Way of Dr Seuss

The only book I would read to my pretend children. 

theinsanerobin:

Ron Swanson by the Way of Dr Seuss

The only book I would read to my pretend children. 

(Source: favdedios)

bohemea:

Ron’s favourite restaurant

I’ve seen too many cats that look like Ron Swanson, so I just imagine a furry cat nodding. 
Ron, you’re my favorite. Never change. 

bohemea:

Ron’s favourite restaurant

I’ve seen too many cats that look like Ron Swanson, so I just imagine a furry cat nodding. 

Ron, you’re my favorite. Never change. 

All I thought about was how much Ron Swanson would find this as modern art. 

All I thought about was how much Ron Swanson would find this as modern art. 

(Source: wonderingwandering)


Just give me all of the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait, I worry what  you just heard was, “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was,  “Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.” Do you understand?

Just give me all of the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait, I worry what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was, “Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.” Do you understand?