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A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
Mar. 20, 2012 at 4:27pm with 14 notes
Reblogged from twotrickpony
“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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I was just going to write it down, but his phrasing is just on point.
“I like sandwiches…”
“I like sandwiches, but I hate sandwiches in New York delis. There’s too much meat on the sandwiches. It’s like a cow with a cracker on either side.” - Mitch Hedberg
Where are the Dufrenes?
