A pirate can function without a bureaucracy. Pirates support one another and support their leader in the accomplishment of a goal. A pirate can stay creative and on task in a difficult or hostile environment. A pirate can act independently and take intelligent risks, but always within the scope of the greater vision and the needs of the greater team.
A lil thing I wrote for work.

Watch, read, and trip out with The Beatles Yellow Submarine on iBook

This makes me wish I had an iPad… le sigh. 

Ah.mazing. 
nevver:

The 1986 Collection

Ah.mazing. 

nevver:

The 1986 Collection

Are you bffs with GlaDos?
soupsoup:

Is this what the iPhone 5 will look like?
More iPhone 5 predictions here, via timstrube

Really?!

soupsoup:

Is this what the iPhone 5 will look like?

More iPhone 5 predictions here, via timstrube

Really?!

What deux yeux have teux deux teuxday?

This makes me wish I had a iphone. 

“The second floor, where they used to sell leotards and meshy panties, will now display ipods.”

My friend and I were having a very (not really) important discussion on the lack of an Apple presence in Savannah, Ga, and though they have been getting flack on child labor issues, and the girl who helped me last week, Zoey, didn’t really get my ipod fixed, I still  like Apple…and I think it’s America’s fault. 

There should be an Apple store in Savannah. The amount of SCAD kids will be the backbone of the shop and all the other college kids scattered throughout Savannah will probably appreciate an Apple store. If not for a legitimate reason, then for fucking around taking pictures of themselves on a 40-inch iMac, or to kill time because when I was in high school, all I did was try to figure out how to kill time with the least amount of money as possible. Actually, I still do that, but I’m just more sophisticated (which really only means I don’t wear converse as much and I have better sunglasses).

So I propose to make that sad looking empty American Apparel into an Apple store. The first floor, where they used to sell shirts, skirts, dresses, pants, etc., will be cash registers, desktops, laptops, and giant cardboard desktops and laptops. The second  floor, where they used to sell leotards and meshy panties, will now display ipods. The third floor, which used to have a giant rack of gym shorts,  can be accessories and the Genius Bar! 

Done. I did it. Ok Chatham, your turn. 

I think I just met every apple fanboy’s dream.

I went to the Apple store today and got help from an employee who has a moderately sized tattoo of Sonic on her left arm. 

She was very cute and comes complete with a lisp.